I'm going to whine and try to contain it to just Wednesdays. One thing that really makes me whine is my skin. I don't know what to treat - the zits I'm getting or the wrinkles I'm getting. I have tried a lot of stuff and spent a lot of money on crap that doesn't work.
I bought a moisturizer that was supposed to turn back the clock and make my skin youthful in appearance. It worked. I look just like a teenager - with my brand new zits. Did you know the proper way to pop a zit is to stick a needle in it sideways, pricking the head and then squeezing it? Then hold a cottonball on it soaked in alcohol. Just don't drink alcohol before you go popping your zits, though. That may not turn out very pretty. It is a surgical procedure, you know.
I really thought I was getting too old for zits. Not to mention I took Accutane ten or so years ago. So they give our zits a special name - "adult acne". My mom said now they have a condition they call "senior acne." Will I never out grow this problem?
When I was a young teen and first started getting zits, my dad decided to flaunt this fact by singing a little jingle:
"Fi's got zi-i-its, bigger than her ti-i-its." I think when God was handing out zits I thought he said tits and asked for some great big ones that everyone would notice.
THIS IS HOW IT ENDS
1 week ago