So let's talk about memory. Do you remember what that is? I looked up the definition in case we forgot:
"The mental faculty of retaining and recalling past experience."
So let's break that down. What is a mental faculty? It's a room full of disturbed teachers. Retaining is "to hire for the payment of a fee" and recalling is the same as re-dialing a phone number. And "past experience" - well that's an easy one. On every job application it asks you for past experience. So every skill you've ever learned to this point is being jeopardized by disturbed teachers taking on jobs as paid telemarketers who will keep recalling you!
And why are these teachers forced to take on these jobs? Are they underpaid? Under appreciated? Maybe because they have to teach my neighbor, Di's demons. It's like as soon as she moved into the neighborhood we had thoughts that were unpolitically correct. Like "there goes the neighborhood" because they were the biggest rednecks you've ever seen. I mean, the sons really can't help it if they are 6 feet tall by the time they were in 4th grade. But they can help the fact when they are 16 and they wear cammo pants and want to play with your kindergartener daughter! Some countries they call that arranged marriages, but my peeps call that ..... well...... a dirty word I don't want any search engines to tag.
Now I forgot what I was writing about. This is Forgetful Friday afterall. But anyway, my favorite new thought is: "The more you learn, the more you know. The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know...."
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