Taco Time has a "Taco Tuesday" special. Two tacos for $2.19. Well, their tacos are like a half a pound and there's no way I could eat two tacos
Later on, I was in our file room which is the size of a walk in closet and when I file on the bottom two rows I sit on a stool so I don't have to bend over. There's a lot of filing. So as I squat to sit my body did it again. This time it was a very loud "toot" which actually sounded kind of like shuffling a deck of cards. I jimmied the filing cabinets hoping no one else heard that. Inside I was giggling, but outside I ignored it. If anyone heard, they ignored it, too. It's not like I was going to come out and say, "Did you hear that?" like on the movie Elf. So it was a windy day here in town. I'm a closet tooter who is now coming out of the closet.