Thursday, April 1, 2010

Eggcellent Eggs


I love these. Love. Lovey, dovey, smovey, wovey. True love. It's just a good thing they only sell these once a year. I know they have the cup thingies, but they're not the same. These are fresh. Unadulterated. Only on the shelf since Valentine's Day. And because they are eggs you can eat them for breakfast. Because they have peanut butter in them, they are protein. But the day after Easter they go on sale for 50% off and they disappear for another year. But you are left with the memories, the little extra pudge on the bottom which is why everything I love has the word "butt" in it. Butt-ered popcorn. Butt-er Toffee. Peanut Butt-er. Nutty Butt-y Ice Cream Cones. Why can't they change the words to like "worth it." Worth it popcorn. Worth it toffee. Peanut worth it eggs. Well, I'm going to go and OD on something that's worth it.

5 comments:

Lisa said...

Hahahahaha!!! I've noticed the "butt" stuff, but how do you explain the "abdomen" for me? My core is covered in "ab-normally high" amounts of fat.

Kari said...

Wuv...twu wuv....Butt, this is only the beginning! There is no butt-er way to "waist" it! Bring on the WUV!

Flea said...

Oh. Em. Gee. Have you had the best toffee in the world yet? I had a box last year and savored it as long as I could. I haven't been brave enough to buy another box, especially since my thyroid's forced me to gain 40 pounds in the last year. Head here to find it, though: http://www.englishtoffeeanytime.com/

The dark chocolate is to DIE for.

Saimi said...

Hahaha!! OK, sorry that I have been stalking your blog, but you really make me laugh.

Hope you don't mine if I continue to stick around!

Happy Easter!!

Leenie said...

LOL! Gotta love those BUTTery yummies. You've got a fun blog. Thanks for stopping by.